Definition of happy triangle
On a unit circle, choose three uniformly random independent points $A,B,C$.
Inside the circle, choose a uniformly random independent point $D$.
Triangle $ABC$ is called "happy" if it contains $D$.
Conjecture
Is the following conjecture true: In a happy triangle, the expected product of the three side lengths is $\pi$.
I simulated $2\times10^7$ happy triangles, and the average product was $3.14184188\approx1.00007933\pi$.
My thoughts
Letting $X=\text{product of the three side lengths}$, I tried (but failed) to find the probability distribution function $P(X<x)$ so that I could find the probability density function and thus $E(X)$.
The expected product of the three side lengths is not the cube of the expected side length, because the three side lengths are not independent random variables. (A simulation suggests that the expected side length is approximately $1.509$.)
Other elegant properties?
A happy triangle seems to have many elegant properties.